Shit I Love :)

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

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rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

Posted 1 minute ago With 135,328 notes

starllex:

when you’re trying to concentrate and everyone around you talking and  you dont know what to do so you’re just like 

Posted 7 minutes ago With 1,393 notes

thepretendr:

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

Posted 7 minutes ago With 293,525 notes

hamsterangst:

when you’re singing really loud and someone walks in and you just kind of

Posted 9 minutes ago With 60,251 notes

abwhoretion:

 

“Hello Lifealert”

“Hello Stella, are you okay?”

“… is your refrigerator running?”

“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your shit”

Posted 10 minutes ago With 54,648 notes

[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]

Posted 11 minutes ago With 57,312 notes

wurnbo:

how to get out of bed

• wake up
• no
• go back to sleep

Posted 11 minutes ago With 14,380 notes